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03 May 2007

Things I Learned Last Month While Not Blogging

1) When a Palestinian Muslim straps a bomb to his waist and blows up 32 Israelis, he’s a terrorist. When a Korean living in the United States shoots 32 people for “being rich,” he’s a troubled college student.

2) A white man leaves a nail bomb at an abortion clinic in Texas? Just another example of something that white folks do that isn’t terrorism. And, boy, the liberal media and the Republican Party won’t shut up about it, either.

3) Laura Bush says that Iraq, a country approximately the size of California, with a population approximately that of Texas, is pretty much stable now, except for that pesky one bombing a day. School shooting in Virginia kills a measly 32 people? United States whines for weeks. Pussies.

4) Chinese? Korean? Japanese? They all look alike.

5) A South Korean kills dozens of people on American soil? Time to invade China. Better to fight the Asians over there, so we won’t have to fight them here.

6) The world has changed dramatically since 11 September. Thus, US citizens should be willing to give up certain basic rights and freedoms to ensure everyone’s safety. Except, of course, for tighter restriction on firearm purchases.

7) The Virginia Tech shooting could have been prevented if people were allowed to carry concealed handguns. Life is, after all, just like an episode of 24.

8) No one could have predicted that a bullied kid who wrote disturbing stories in English classes, who was encouraged to seek counselling, who was investigated for stalking and harassing female students, and who was declared mentally ill and ordered to seek outpatient treatment, could have been a threat to himself or others. Just like no one could have predicted 11 September, despite detailed warnings to the Bush administration from governments and intelligence agencies in Indonesia, France, Britain, Italy, India, Argentina, Russia, Morocco, Israel, Germany, Jordan, Egypt, and even Afghanistan. Hindsight truly is 20-20.

Comments on "Things I Learned Last Month While Not Blogging"


Blogger shelly said ... (5/03/2007 10:06:00 PM) : 

Nice to read ya again, Waspy.

*nods to everything*


Blogger Michael said ... (5/04/2007 09:16:00 AM) : 

Agreed on all eight of your observations. This world seems to grow even more mad with each passing day. It's enough to drive you, well, mad.


Blogger jasdye said ... (5/08/2007 05:43:00 PM) : 

see, your problem is you watch too much tv. especially the news. then you get pissed with them.

better off to watch newsMagazines.

you know, like 20/20.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5/09/2007 08:38:00 AM) : 

You seem to be an angry person.


Blogger jasdye said ... (5/10/2007 04:53:00 PM) : 

me or wasp jerky?



Blogger Nicole said ... (5/11/2007 09:30:00 AM) : 


That's what I thought, too. But then, I knew I was wrong. Well, because I live with him and he's not angry unless really try to piss him off.



Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5/13/2007 12:37:00 AM) : 

Well that's good to know. I just know that as I read through the postings I was left with the sense of listening to an angry person.
thanks for the clarification.


Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (5/13/2007 10:05:00 AM) : 

I'm a white male living in the United States. What do I have to be angry about? :)


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5/13/2007 03:25:00 PM) : 

exactly what I was wondering. hence my surprise.


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