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08 March 2007

Almost Friday Funnies

1) This deleted scene from Borat made me laugh so hard that I'm pretty sure I broke at least one rib (might be offensive to some):



2) In celebration of International Women's Day, I stole this from Transforming Seminarian:

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained

10. A man's place is in the army.

9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.

8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be "unnatural" for them to do other forms of work.

7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.

6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.

5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.

4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.

3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.

2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, and maybe even lead the singing on Father's Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.

1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.

Comments on "Almost Friday Funnies"

 

Anonymous Alan Price said ... (3/08/2007 06:33:00 PM) : 

Great list, really puts some arguments into perspective doesn't it.

 

Blogger jasdye said ... (3/08/2007 07:49:00 PM) : 

really funny, waspy.

ditto on alan.

 

Blogger hipchickmamma said ... (3/08/2007 10:06:00 PM) : 

wonderful! thanks for making me smile today!

 

Blogger timmer k. said ... (3/09/2007 08:32:00 AM) : 

If you're gonna go burning straw men, I'd appreciate if you'd set up some kind of containment barrier :)

Great satire. A bunch of my seminary friends (and professors) will really appreciate this.

 

Blogger Apollo11 said ... (4/06/2007 05:54:00 AM) : 

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Blogger RC said ... (4/08/2007 11:52:00 PM) : 

i love your list here...it's great! it's really funny.

 

Blogger shelly said ... (4/12/2007 11:29:00 PM) : 

Oh, Waspy! You didn't fall in the toilet or something, did you? ;)

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (5/03/2007 06:56:00 PM) : 

Toilet? Nope, just haven't cared much about blogging lately. :)

 

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