|A while back everyone's favourite Aussie, Liz, tagged me for this meme. This is the part of the movie where I finally get around to doing it. So off we go then:|
Six Things Nobody Particularly Wants to Know About the Person Who May or May Not Be Responsible for This Blog
1) Unbeknownst to many, my left nipple proudly wields a piercing. Yes, it hurt. No, you can't touch it. Weirdo.
2) No department store will ever employ me in their gift wrapping department. My gifts come bundled in saggy, bloated, poorly-taped, easily torn paper receptacles. My poor wife's Christmas presents appear to be placed in gift bags, but that's only an illusion.
3) People who have loud, annoying mobile phone ring tones that go off in public, people who answer their mobile phones while standing in checkout lines, and people who loudly, endlessly twitter on their mobile phones in public places, ought to all be rounded up and shot in the face. Twice.
4) I have never been in a car accident.
5) A piece of advice: you should download or purchase as much Longmont Potion Castle as you can possibly find.
6) Future goals: adopt two children of race or ethnicity other than own; have cars converted to electric; have solar tiles installed on roofing; own various livestock, including hens, cow and goat; slow, deliberate destruction of Western civilisation.
I have been instructed to tag six people to play along. If you're reading, consider yourself tagged.