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06 December 2005

Naivety: 1 Church: 0














(h/t: A Little East of Reality, Simply Put)

posted by Wasp Jerky at 8:40 PM

Comments on "Naivety: 1 Church: 0"

 

Blogger revhipchick said ... (12/06/2005 08:56:00 PM) : 

hmmm....how exactly does that happen?

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (12/06/2005 09:17:00 PM) : 

I'm not sure I want to know.

 

Blogger Jim Jannotti said ... (12/06/2005 09:23:00 PM) : 

I have this image in my head now, all those cars careening off the road just past that sign as their drivers die laughing.

They thought they were being soooo slick. Gosh that's funny.

 

Blogger MEP said ... (12/07/2005 08:28:00 AM) : 

That is SOOO funny! Oh my lord. Can you imagine how STUPID they are going to feel when someone tells them how dirty that is? Hahahahahaha!

 

Blogger stc said ... (12/07/2005 09:30:00 AM) : 

how exactly does that happen?

One of my commenters offered this interpretation: call a six foot tall man to repentance and he may drop to his knees.

Presumably that's what the church intended … but it certainly isn't the first interpretation that leaps to mind.
Q

 

Blogger Streak said ... (12/07/2005 11:19:00 AM) : 

It is supposed to mean that our tongues (ie., our wicked speech) can get us into trouble. Isn't it?

But in any case, bad choice. Aren't there any church members that have a mildly dirty mind? Damn funny, though.

 

Blogger educat said ... (12/07/2005 09:44:00 PM) : 

Lovely, just lovely. All churches must now stop having signs as the art form has reached its apex.

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/07/2005 09:55:00 PM) : 

this reminds me of a couple of other poster with ill chosen words on them.
but this is waaay more funny.

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (12/07/2005 10:16:00 PM) : 

Kevin only gets a kick out this because he knows it's true. ;)

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/08/2005 03:57:00 PM) : 

i was waiting to see if anyone else replied but what can you say after that last one?

8|

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (12/08/2005 07:03:00 PM) : 

Hmm, I am finding the limits of our little online community, I guess. ;)

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/08/2005 07:40:00 PM) : 

ok i got one. now it might not top your other comment ...

so if a 4in tongue will take down a 6' man, is this a linear relationship? like if you're only 5'8" will you be flat on your butt or is it inversly proportional and would take like a 5" tongue to take a 4' man to his knees? i think i would worry if the door to the church has one of those convenience store height markers.

 

Blogger Jim Jannotti said ... (12/08/2005 07:43:00 PM) : 

Hooray for Nicole!

Damn, girlfriend, that was pure brilliance.

 

Blogger Unknown said ... (12/08/2005 07:58:00 PM) : 

Does that church offer a time for sharing testimonies? 'Cause I have a couple...

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/08/2005 08:11:00 PM) : 

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/08/2005 08:14:00 PM) : 

that didn't make sense .. .

so, how long of a tongue is needed to bring a woman to her knees?

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (12/08/2005 08:26:00 PM) : 

At least six inches...

(I think I just hit a new low.)

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (12/08/2005 08:26:00 PM) : 

It's not the size of the tongue. It's how you wiggle it.

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (12/08/2005 08:28:00 PM) : 

See previous comment :O

Kevin only gets a kick out this because he knows it's true. ;)

 

Blogger Jim Jannotti said ... (12/08/2005 08:38:00 PM) : 

Perhaps we should give these two (and their tongues) a bit of privacy?

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/09/2005 12:34:00 PM) : 

as my wife pointed out, my comment may have been too egalitarian.
i mean, maybe the church with this sign thinks women should already be on their knees?
hence, the bringing down of the men.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12/14/2005 09:17:00 PM) : 

I came to this site, thinking it was by a Christian. This babble going on here bears no resemblence.

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (12/15/2005 08:35:00 AM) : 

Anonymous,

I can see how you would make that mistake. But there's clearly nothing Christian about this place. I appreciate you coming by to separate the wheat from the tares, as Jesus so clearly has commanded you to do. Thanks for stopping by. You can leave now while we all continue to discuss our child molestation and bestiality. If you have any further judgements to rain down upon us, if we're not here, you'll find us down at Osama's homo-bortion pot and commie jiz-porium, particularly on Tuesdays, which is 25 cent wing night.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12/15/2005 09:24:00 AM) : 

Your sense of humor is like your reasoning. Twisted and tortured.
Keep it up. Just try displaying the picture on the site that matches the demeaner of the site.

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (12/15/2005 10:07:00 AM) : 

Anon,

Your insight into my depraved ways is truly impressive. But you're leaving some things out. I also beat my wife, push old people in front of buses, sacrifice goats, and start each morning right, with a tasty bowl of Kellogg's Marshmallow Aborted Fetus O's.

I'll see if I can find a photo for you. Do you have any suggestions?

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/15/2005 02:16:00 PM) : 

clearly anon is a christian prophet as they have come to rain down judgement upon us.
and, if you are a prophet, why use anonymous, unless you are a cowardly prophet?

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12/15/2005 10:34:00 PM) : 

Does it make you feel better to have a name to attack? You would not know me if I told you who I am.

 

Blogger dufflehead said ... (12/16/2005 11:45:00 AM) : 

does it make you feel better to attack without a name?
true, i wouldn't know you. if there were links up for you i would be able to find out about you and where you're coming from.

all i can tell right now is that you're throwing judgement safely from behind your anonymity.

and who the hell are you to tell people what they can put on their own damn site?

 

Blogger Marty said ... (12/16/2005 12:25:00 PM) : 

dufflehead,

This is probably the same anoymous that throws judgement around at my site also.

 

Blogger Nicole said ... (12/18/2005 05:51:00 PM) : 

I'm still trying to figure out what Anon is upset about. Is it because a man can have playful sexual banter with his wife? Is it because he's not uptight about having a sex life and thinking that the above sign is freakin' hilarious?

 

Blogger jasdye said ... (12/18/2005 07:47:00 PM) : 

wait, this is supposed to be a Christian blog? has it been properly sanctified? or prayed over? if it's not protestant, has it been blessed by a priest? in any case, has it been baptised? and, if so, has it been baptised in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost? furthermore, is your site in accountability with other, like-minded blogs going to regular worship services/mass? does it participate in the Lord's Supper? has wasp jerky renounced the devil and all his ways? does the site regularly fellowship and pray w/ other blogs outside of blogchurch services? does it tithe a tenth of all of its visitors/comments unto the Lord's service? does it do works for the community, esp widow and orphan internet sites?

'cuz, you know, mine does. and so does anonymous'.

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (12/19/2005 11:57:00 AM) : 

I tried baptizing my computer, but gave up after being nearly electrocuted.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12/19/2005 12:08:00 PM) : 

Silly Baptists, with blogs you only need to sprinkle.

 

Blogger jasdye said ... (12/19/2005 05:15:00 PM) : 

psshhh,

mainstreamers and your diluted ways. Jesus died for all the blogs of the world. a little immersion and chance of electrocution is hardly compatible with the Passion that the Christ put himself through.

 

Blogger Jim Jannotti said ... (12/21/2005 10:47:00 AM) : 

I know who this anonymous is. I know lots of people like that. God knows them too. They should worry.

 

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