Important Things To Note #473
Ever wanted to know how it feels to have toothpaste inadvertently squirted in one's eye? It hurts like hell, that's how. Such are the hidden perils of husbandry. |
Another world is possible
The peaches, apples, plums and pears are guarded by ferocious bears.
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Comments on "Important Things To Note #473"
What's the deal with Judy Blume? Looking at your list of recent reading induced fabulous elementary school flashbacks!
I've been working my way through the ALA's list of the 100 most frequently banned books from 1990-2000. There are something like five or six Judy Blume books on it, none of which I'd read before. It's been kinda fun.
"Inadvertantly"? Sounds like you've made someone angry to me...
A possible assassination attempt? Anything's possible with Mrs. Wasp Jerky.
I want to note, for the record, that certain men, if they baited their own toothbrushes with toothpaste before retiring to bed might not be subjected to the accidental ricochet of small particles of such paste that might just land in their eye. It was friendly fire, I swear.