Dear Abby
| Don't get me wrong. I like babies. I like mothers. I like pregnant mothers. I understand that small children can be a handful. I also understand that it can be difficult to find a babysitter. But is there some special circumstance of which I am unaware in which it is acceptable to bring an infant to a movie theatre? It's a well known fact that babies tend to cry on occasion. And though I can understand the insatiable need to see the newest Harry Potter film on opening weekend, for the love of Jesus when your baby starts crying take it outside. That is all. |
posted by Wasp Jerky at 12:09 PM
Comments on "Dear Abby"
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Nicole said ... (7/16/2007 11:46:00 PM) :
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timmer k. said ... (7/18/2007 03:30:00 PM) :
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Wasp Jerky said ... (7/19/2007 09:32:00 AM) :
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jasdye said ... (7/19/2007 08:54:00 PM) :
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Wasp Jerky said ... (7/23/2007 05:11:00 PM) :
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jasdye said ... (7/25/2007 08:43:00 AM) :
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Wasp Jerky said ... (8/01/2007 04:59:00 PM) :
post a commentAMEN!
You obviously hate babies...
And freedom.
Hate them? I eat them.
what was a christian doing at a devil-worshiping event like the harry potter movie anyway?
you were being indoctrinated like that poor misled, now satan-following infant.
did they make you put the sign of the beast (lightning) on your forehead for entrance?
You're suggesting we should have sacrificed the infant to Lord Voldemort?
don't confuse me with complicated things like names now.
of course, me being a new parent means that i only fundamentally care about two things:
1) no sacrificing of my baby.
2) sleep
honestly, though, never got into the movies (just saw the first one. i know it was directed by chris columbus, but still...) or the books. maybe i will later on in life (when they're sold at Christian bookstores like the Chronicles of Narnia, of course).
I've only enjoyed the fourth and fifth Harry Potter movies. It goes without saying that the books are much better, though I can certainly understand why they aren't for everybody.