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22 April 2006

Just Curious

So I'm wondering. If you walked into a public restroom, approached a stall door and found it locked, would you:

a)Assume the stall to be occupied?


b) Make multiple violent attempts to thrust the door inward, then, having no success, attempt to crawl under the stall door, only to find a very surprised man sitting there with his pants wrapped around his ankles?

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Blogger Jim said ... (4/23/2006 09:59:00 AM) : 

I might c.) Find a subtle way to ascertain whether there was a pair of feet on the floor. Especially if it was the only stall available.


Blogger jasdye said ... (4/23/2006 02:07:00 PM) : 

again, wasp jerky,

I'm really sorry. forgive me?


Blogger Dan Trabue said ... (4/24/2006 01:49:00 PM) : 

This is more than an off-the-cuff question...?


Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (4/24/2006 06:37:00 PM) : 

You'd think that, Jim, you'd think that. I'll let is slide this time, jasdye. For God's sake, look under the door next time.

I only wish it was an off-the-cuff question, Dan. Shudder.


Blogger Bonita said ... (4/25/2006 07:26:00 PM) : 

whoa, i'll go with b then feel like a moron. . .


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