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22 April 2006

Just Curious

So I'm wondering. If you walked into a public restroom, approached a stall door and found it locked, would you:

a)Assume the stall to be occupied?

or

b) Make multiple violent attempts to thrust the door inward, then, having no success, attempt to crawl under the stall door, only to find a very surprised man sitting there with his pants wrapped around his ankles?

Comments on "Just Curious"

 

Blogger Jim said ... (4/23/2006 09:59:00 AM) : 

I might c.) Find a subtle way to ascertain whether there was a pair of feet on the floor. Especially if it was the only stall available.

 

Blogger jasdye said ... (4/23/2006 02:07:00 PM) : 

again, wasp jerky,

I'm really sorry. forgive me?

 

Blogger Dan Trabue said ... (4/24/2006 01:49:00 PM) : 

This is more than an off-the-cuff question...?

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (4/24/2006 06:37:00 PM) : 

You'd think that, Jim, you'd think that. I'll let is slide this time, jasdye. For God's sake, look under the door next time.

I only wish it was an off-the-cuff question, Dan. Shudder.

 

Blogger Bonita said ... (4/25/2006 07:26:00 PM) : 

whoa, i'll go with b then feel like a moron. . .

 

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