Things I Could Have Done In The Inordinate Amount Of Time It Took Jake’s Over The Top’s Eleven Employees To Make My Junior Pineapple Avalanche
3) Consumed a tasty bottle of pale ale.
4) Cooked a pot of spaghetti.
5) Completed a game of Super Mario Brothers.
6) Shucked a bushel of corn.
7) Had an orgasm. Twice.
8) Taken out the trash, emptied the dishwasher, with time still left over for refurbishing the dining room table.
9) Eaten a junior pineapple avalanche.
10) Been shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Twice.
11) Read a short novel.
12) Boiled and dyed Easter eggs.
13) Written this blog entry.