Things I Could Have Done In The Inordinate Amount Of Time It Took Jake’s Over The Top’s Eleven Employees To Make My Junior Pineapple Avalanche

1) Shaved. 2) Showered. 3) Consumed a tasty bottle of pale ale. 4) Cooked a pot of spaghetti. 5) Completed a game of Super Mario Brothers. 6) Shucked a bushel of corn. 7) Had an orgasm. Twice. 8) Taken out the trash, emptied the dishwasher, with time still left over for refurbishing the dining room table. 9) Eaten a junior pineapple avalanche. 10) Been shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Twice. 11) Read a short novel. 12) Boiled and dyed Easter eggs. 13) Written this blog entry.