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20 March 2006

Things I Could Have Done In The Inordinate Amount Of Time It Took Jake’s Over The Top’s Eleven Employees To Make My Junior Pineapple Avalanche

1) Shaved.
2) Showered.
3) Consumed a tasty bottle of pale ale.
4) Cooked a pot of spaghetti.
5) Completed a game of Super Mario Brothers.
6) Shucked a bushel of corn.
7) Had an orgasm. Twice.
8) Taken out the trash, emptied the dishwasher, with time still left over for refurbishing the dining room table.
9) Eaten a junior pineapple avalanche.
10) Been shot in the face by Dick Cheney. Twice.
11) Read a short novel.
12) Boiled and dyed Easter eggs.
13) Written this blog entry.

Comments on "Things I Could Have Done In The Inordinate Amount Of Time It Took Jake’s Over The Top’s Eleven Employees To Make My Junior Pineapple Avalanche"

 

Blogger jasdye said ... (3/20/2006 10:07:00 PM) : 

hmmm...

so, it takes you and dick cheney the same amount of time to reload your guns?

(ba-da-bing, baby!)

 

Blogger Wasp Jerky said ... (4/05/2006 08:05:00 AM) : 

I guess the alcohol makes him a little more nimble.

 

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