BiPolar Colbert Hug
|Prophet Stephen Colbert is up to it again, this time speaking at a commencement ceremony at Knox College in Illinois. |
Here's a sound bite:
And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-poorest borders. Now I know you’re all going to say, “Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.” Yes, and here’s the thing—it’s built now. I think it was finished in the 70s sometime. From this point it’s only a touch-up and repair job. Essentially if Congress enacts it, soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem, the next thing you know, they’ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools.You can read the entire speech here.
There's also some low quality footage from the speech up at YouTube.