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24 January 2005

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Today I saw something I can honestly say I've never seen before: two college students sword fighting. When I say sword fighting, I don't mean the traditional duel between two brave, rapier-wielding nobles. Rather, I mean the odd cultural phenomenon in which two men urinate side by side, using their streaming urine as weaponry. I've never participated directly in this sport, so I'd always assumed this kind of thing was reserved for small children, say young brothers or best friends. I wasn't aware that grownups took part in such revelry.

All the more interesting was that I witnessed this spectacle at Wheaton College, which I had previously considered to be a fairly conservative establishment. I hope James Dobson doesn't find out about this.

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